Help! Should I move to another State?

[Xavier]

I just spent a lot of money upgrading my power cables to improve my
audiophile gear. I am now reading with horror that coal burning power
plant yield much better sound quality from your audio equipment than
natural gas burning power plant. The test are indisputable and were
made using a double-blind protocol variant (I did not understand all the
technical details, but basically you put ear plugs on both ears and
listen for differences at infra levels). The coal flame characteristics
are very different from natural gas. They definitely affect the
electric signal shape which in the end gives a “warmer”, better defined
sound from your audio system.

I called my local utilities company and they confirmed that most of
their power is coming from natural gas power plants… That’s bad!
Moreover, this winter they also bought electricity from a nuclear power
plant… This is horrible! I remember very well how bad my tracks were
sounding this winter. I am sure the radiations affect the electricity
signal and I am sure I can hear it. It even accumulated in the
batteries of my wireless speakers: that’s why they sounded so bad!

Question: should I sell my house and move to another state where
electricity is only coming from coal burning power plants? Somebody was
suggesting plugging my audio gear to a coal burning grill: I am sure I
can figure out the details, but is there an audiophile-grade grill you
would recommend? What about the coal itself? I did not see
audiophile-grade coal at Walmart.

Please help me!

(Happy April Fool’s Day)


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[garym]

:cool:



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[Julf]

No need to move. For just $ 4999.75 I can sell you our wonderful
powerline filter, originally designed to remove the horrible,
radioactive electrons from nuclear power plants. Our Mk II can filter
away any gas-generated electrons, leaving a pure stream of carbon
electrons. On our web site you can read all the customer testimonials
showing how our filter makes a night and day difference to sound
quality, removing the veils from your music. Incidentally, our ads in
all leading audiphile magazines will build on that theme, showing a
young female model, tastefully photoshop-enhanced, symbolizing the
"spirit of music", with almost all her veils removed...



"To try to judge the real from the false will always be hard. In this
fast-growing art of 'high fidelity' the quackery will bear a solid gilt
edge that will fool many people" - Paul W Klipsch, 1953
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[w3wilkes]

I would move to Colorado or Washington state. I understand that the
cannabis music enhancement material will significantly improve your
listening experience regardless of the power source. Some have reported
that they actually believed they had the musicians playing rather than
listening to their music system.



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[RonM]

Of course, the cannabis music enhancement protocol is really carbon-fuel
based, so it's closely related to the use of coal as a superior medium
for generation of suitable current for maximum musical enjoyment.

r.



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